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Scott Douglas Jacobsen: What’s up with your big second toe?
Rick Rosner: My big second toe?
Jacobsen: Yeah, we met in person when you were sick. You have this big-ass toe, and Jimmy Kimmel even had a cat.
Rosner: Yeah, someone made a gift for him – a silicon, very lifelike replica of my foot, which Jimmy eventually got. He probably got tired of it pretty fast and turned it over to me to be the custodian of my own foot. I don’t know. I just have grotesque feet, combined with other stuff like varicose veins. So, I’ve got flat feet, this toe situation, and a horrible thumb toenail fungus, making my toenails gross. My feet are purple from the same vascular incompetence that leads to the veins. When I was a kid, I used to scare girls with my foot. I liked any attention at all from girls, but that was really not the way to go. I don’t know. I just have ugly-ass feet. People like to say bullshit like a long second toe is a sign of intelligence. But no, I don’t know what it means at all, if anything. It’s just, I don’t know, unusual toes. That’s it for that question.
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Rick Rosner
American Television Writer
Scott Douglas Jacobsen
Founder, In-Sight Publishing
In-Sight Publishing
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