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Rick Rosner: So just a second ago before you started taping, we were talking about whether the Titan and the Mega are legit measures of ultra high IQ. So I’ve got a story from today which either makes me very smart or very stupid or neither. So that’s the whole spectrum. So I’m flying to Albuquerque at the end of the week to go to my niece and nephew’s bar/bat mitzvah. I have to get on a plane and I have to go to this big family event. New Mexico is a fairly Covid-y State and then at the beginning of April, Carol and I are stupidly foolishly going on a Cruise.
So I wanted to get another booster to get all fresh antibodies for Covid. So I go to my local booster shop, Elements Pharmacy and they shoot me down even though my last booster was five and a half months ago which is plenty long for most of the antibodies to fade away but they say that the CDC has not okayed a second bivalent booster for anybody. I go but I got risk factors and I’m going to these group gatherings. He’s like “Nope, can’t do it.” The CDC is slightly inept; they’ve been burned before by vaccinations for swine flu and stuff. They get hit from all sides and it makes them a little gun shy. I showed them my vax card which is actually two vax cards because I’ve had five of them and there’s only room for four, so they gave me a second one because I overflowed. They said, “No, you already had your bivalent and you can’t have it.”
So I went home and I took out the second vax card so it just showed i’ had four and then I went to my local CVS and got it there. So I’ve been vaxed now six times. There’s supposed to be a state Registry of people’s vaccinations but apparently that registry isn’t entirely up to date. I kind of used fake ID for a fake absence of fake incomplete vaccination record to get the extra vax that I wanted which makes Carol nervous because she doesn’t want me to die from too many vaxes.
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Rick Rosner
American Television Writer
Scott Douglas Jacobsen
Founder, In-Sight Publishing
In-Sight Publishing
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