Scott Douglas Jacobsen: What about chemtrails?

Rosner: Bullshit. Fucking bullshit. More lunatic bullshit. We should explain what it is. People say that commercial jets have stuff loaded into the fuel or something, so those white vapour trails you see across the sky are spreading chemicals to do sinister shit to people. bRetarded. Bullshit. None of this, am I going to say it’s not bullshit?

Jacobsen: Correct. I’m here to get your reaction on why.

Rosner: Because some stuff I haven’t looked into is stupid. The reason that chemtrails are bullshit is because I’m smart, and I think they’re bullshit. I don’t have to research that. I don’t have to waste my time. So fuck that. It’s straight up; I refuse to waste my time on some of this shit.

Jacobsen: Next one. What about homeopathy?

Rosner: The one where you dilute everything? A billion times? Is that the same thing as naturopathy? 

Jacobsen: Some naturopaths can include that in their practice. 

Rosner: I looked into this because Carole sometimes accidentally bought a homeopathic remedy like Head On. If you remember Head On from 10 years ago or eight years ago, it was this chapstick you would rub on your forehead, which was supposed to make your headache disappear. 

Carole came home with it once, and I looked it up. I looked at the ingredients and found out it’s fucking wax. It’s homeopathic. It has one part of some bullshit, which isn’t anything. To make a homeopathic preparation, they take something, even something poisonous or dangerous, and then they dilute it a thousandfold. 

Then they do it again, and then they do it five more times until it’s one part in a quadrillion of the fucking shit that would kill you or make you sick. Supposedly, by getting this little hint of it, it will prevent you from getting that shit. It’s bullshit because it’s diluted to the point that there’s not even one molecule in a stick of Head On of any active fucking ingredient that they started with. It’s wax. Fuck them and their bullshit. The next one is rotten tomatoes.

Rick Rosner, American Comedy Writer, www.rickrosner.org

Scott Douglas Jacobsen, Independent Journalist, www.in-sightpublishing.com

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