*Interview conducted in November, 2024.*

Rick Rosner: So, here’s a story from high school. In high school, my friends Lon and Dave were cooler than me. They were good-looking guys—so good-looking, in fact, that one of them has a daughter who grew up to become a fairly major movie star. So, in high school, I had friends who were much cooler than I was.

One of them had a family hot tub. I remember being in the hot tub with those guys and at least a couple of girls. Since I didn’t do sports, I wasn’t used to seeing other guys naked. At one point, we all got out of the hot tub and went inside to change out of our swimsuits.

That’s when I noticed my friends had enormous penises. I thought, “What the heck? Why is mine so small?” It wasn’t until months or even years later that I realized what was going on. Because they were the popular, cool guys and I wasn’t, they were getting certain ‘benefits’ in the hot tub under the bubbles. That explained the difference.

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Rick Rosner, American Comedy Writer, www.rickrosner.org

Scott Douglas Jacobsen, Independent Journalist, www.in-sightpublishing.com

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