Scott Douglas Jacobsen and Rick Rosner parse Reuters-led headlines: Donald Trump’s UN speech clips, a halted escalator he spun into intrigue, and his late pivot backing Ukraine’s full territorial recovery. They note the Dallas ICE office shooting of detainees and tentative anti-ICE motive. Alex Jones faces no DOJ fishing after Ed Martin’s retracted letter. An unauthorized Trump–Jeffrey Epstein statue was removed. Trump targets “antifa” via executive order; senators press Match Group over Tinder scams. At the White House, a gaudy “walk of fame” features Joe Bidenreduced to an autopen jab—routine tech miscast as scandal. All sourced to Reuters today.