Ask A Genius 585: Celebrity Wives

In-Sight Publishing

December 8, 2020

[Beginning of recorded material]

Scott Douglas Jacobsen: So, we’ve talked about portrayals of genius, Matt Damon actually graduated from Harvard and he portrayed someone in Good Will Hunting.

Rick Rosner: Genius, who’s a janitor at Harvard. All right. First, let’s start with a Matt Damon story. I’ve never told before. Okay, so, my wife and I are at a very fancy wedding that’s just chock full of celebrities.

My wife, I’m walking with her to the bathroom. She’s in one of those boots like Biden has right now because she had surgery on some tendons in her ankle because she hikes a lot. So, she’s clumping along.

We’re in our wedding finery on the way to the bathroom. I say to my wife, “I’d give her a compliment.” I go. You see all these famous people here. I see their spouses. You compare quite favorably to these celebrity spouses. They’re not so hot. I’m just giving her a compliment.

My wife is pretty good looking. Then I turn around. I just happen to look behind me. I’m like, “Six feet behind us is Matt Damon, also walking to the bathroom”. I’m like, “Oh, fuck.” I’m like, “Jesus Christ. I hope I haven’t insulted Matt Damon because he’s a celebrity. He has a wife. here I am saying my wife compares favorably to the celebrity wives.”

I was freaking out or trying to figure out if my voice would have carried enough for Matt Damon to have heard, like me comparing a regular wife to celebrity wives. I felt bad about it. Yes, that’s the message. It’s not very good.

Jacobsen: It’s a terrible story. It’s hilarious.

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Authors[1]

Rick Rosner

American Television Writer

RickRosner@Hotmail.Com

www.rickrosner.org

(Updated July 25, 2019)

*High range testing (HRT) should be taken with honest skepticism grounded in the limited empirical development of the field at present, even in spite of honest and sincere efforts. If a higher general intelligence score, then the greater the variability in, and margin of error in, the general intelligence scores because of the greater rarity in the population.*

According to some semi-reputable sources gathered in a listing hereRick G. Rosner may have among America’s, North America’s, and the world’s highest measured IQs at or above 190 (S.D. 15)/196 (S.D. 16) based on several high range test performances created by Christopher HardingJason BettsPaul Cooijmans, and Ronald Hoeflin. He earned 12 years of college credit in less than a year and graduated with the equivalent of 8 majors. He has received 8 Writers Guild Awards and Emmy nominations, and was titled 2013 North American Genius of the Year by The World Genius Directory with the main “Genius” listing here.

He has written for Remote ControlCrank YankersThe Man ShowThe EmmysThe Grammys, and Jimmy Kimmel Live!. He worked as a bouncer, a nude art model, a roller-skating waiter, and a stripper. In a television commercialDomino’s Pizza named him the “World’s Smartest Man.” The commercial was taken off the air after Subway sandwiches issued a cease-and-desist. He was named “Best Bouncer” in the Denver Area, Colorado, by Westwood Magazine.

Rosner spent much of the late Disco Era as an undercover high school student. In addition, he spent 25 years as a bar bouncer and American fake ID-catcher, and 25+ years as a stripper, and nearly 30 years as a writer for more than 2,500 hours of network television. Errol Morris featured Rosner in the interview series entitled First Person, where some of this history was covered by Morris. He came in second, or lost, on Jeopardy!, sued Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? over a flawed question and lost the lawsuit. He won one game and lost one game on Are You Smarter Than a Drunk Person? (He was drunk). Finally, he spent 37+ years working on a time-invariant variation of the Big Bang Theory.

Currently, Rosner sits tweeting in a bathrobe (winter) or a towel (summer). He lives in Los AngelesCalifornia with his wife, dog, and goldfish. He and his wife have a daughter. You can send him money or questions at LanceVersusRick@Gmail.Com, or a direct message via Twitter, or find him on LinkedIn, or see him on YouTube.

Scott Douglas Jacobsen

Founder, In-Sight Publishing

Scott.D.Jacobsen@Gmail.Com

In-Sight Publishing

Scott Douglas Jacobsen is the Founder of In-Sight Publishing and Editor-in-Chief of In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal (ISSN 2369-6885). Jacobsen works for science and human rights, especially women’s and children’s rights. He considers the modern scientific and technological world the foundation for the provision of the basics of human life throughout the world and the advancement of human rights as the universal movement among peoples everywhere.

Footnotes

[1] Four format points for the session article:

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  2. Session article conducted, transcribed, edited, formatted, and published by Scott.
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For further information on the formatting guidelines incorporated into this document, please see the following documents:

  1. American Psychological Association. (2010). Citation Guide: APA. Retrieved from http://www.lib.sfu.ca/system/files/28281/APA6CitationGuideSFUv3.pdf.
  2. Humble, A. (n.d.). Guide to Transcribing. Retrieved from http://www.msvu.ca/site/media/msvu/Transcription%20Guide.pdf.

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